Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Pokemon Riddles

Q.What did the Chikorita say on Halloween?
A. Chik-or-treet-a!!!

Q. What do you call a Tentacool on a Hinorashi's back?
A. Fried Calamari!


Q.What did one Exeggcute say when the other asked how he was doing?
A. I feel eggcellent!

Q. Why do Chansey and Krabby not get along?
A.Because Chansey is always happy and Krabby is just so darn krabby!

Q.Why does a Farfetchd always carry a wooden stick in its wings?
A.Because it can't afford a gold one!

Q.What do Scyther's swoards give it in a competition?
A.The cutting edge.

Q.How many apples can a Poliwag hold?
A.None! It doesn't even have hands!

Q.Why didn't Meowth want to battle?
A.He had a Me-OWY!


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